Favorite Farscape Quotes

[Thunderstorm]

Crichton: My name is John Crichton, I'm not your pawn.

(I have no idea what ep this is from - it's a wav file I have on my computer )

[IcarusAbides]

Crichton: My name is John Crichton, I'm not your pawn.

(I have no idea what ep this is from - it's a wav file I have on my computer )

I think imdb has a farscape quotes section, it should tell you the episode it's from on there.

[Thunderstorm]

Crichton: I don't know. I'm getting that going to the island of misfit toys thing.

[McClance]

Crichton: My name is John Crichton, I'm not your pawn.

(I have no idea what ep this is from - it's a wav file I have on my computer )

It's from "Unrealized Realities", spoken to Einstein.

[geekywraith]

From
Jeremiah Crichton:
Crichton: 'Since I left home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at. I've had alien creatures in my face, up my noise, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.'


From
Losing Time:
Crichton: 'All right, we don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're gonna use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.'

[lordofseas]

Not really a quote, per say, but 1812 doing 1812.

[geekywraith]

From: Dog With Two Bones
D'Argo: 'Revenge is a feast best served immediately.'



From: Back and Back and Back to the Future
Crichton:
'Open your ears, or your tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with!'

[Thunderstorm]

From Infinte Possiblities

John: Furlow, is it always about the money?
Furlow: Is there anything else? I mean, how much sex can you have?
John: I don't know, I haven't maxed out yet.


Green Eyed Monster
Aeryn: Talyn, you've seen them both naked, perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.

[geekywraith]

From:
Look at the Princess - A Kiss is Just a Kiss
Crichton: 'On my planet we don't marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires.'


From:
Scratch 'n' Sniff
D'Argo: 'I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning. I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.'

[gotthammer]

From: (We're so Screwed part 2) Hot to Katratzi
Crichton's whole speech which includes:
"Because I am an American. And what does an American want? Democracy? Capitalism! I want to sell out and settle down."
"Welcome to my cold war."

[AtlantisRules!!!]

No idea what ep.
D'Argo: This idea is so terrible, it must be our plan.

[Ar3s]

Series 4: Episode7: John Quixote

Rygel: "None shall pass"

Crichton: "Brave sir knight, I am King Arthur of Camelot, this is my loyal vassel Patsy"

Rygel: "********!!!, YOUR A PIMPED OUT ARROGANT FLESHY WHO WANTS TO USE MY ROAD, WHERE NONE SHALL PASS"

Chiana: "Well that went great, lets kill him"

LOL

[squirrely1]

No idea what ep.
D'Argo: This idea is so terrible, it must be our plan.

Yay I'm glad I found this thread!! I'm going to check this out more!! hehehehe I did love how they always made fun of Crichton's plan...and notice how that rolled over into SG1??

[geekywraith]

Won't Get Fooled Again

Officer Crais:"Freeze! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney!
If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-"love". Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?!"

John: "No."

Officer Crais: "Then I can't arrest you!"

[Thunderstorm]

Yay I'm glad I found this thread!! I'm going to check this out more!! hehehehe I did love how they always made fun of Crichton's plan...and notice how that rolled over into SG1??

John: That's your plan. Wile E Coyote could come up with a better plan than that.

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John: You'll be happy to know we have a plan.
Chiana: I'll be happy to know if it works.