Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

John Quixote

Chiana: Hey, hey, we're not dead! How drad is that?

Crichton: He's not the ogre?
Game Aeryn: What, Harvey? Oh heavens no, he's just an incorrigible liar... and the butler. So can I help you find some place to sheath that sword?

Rygel: None shall pass!
Crichton: Haha, check this out! Brave Sir Knight, I am King Arthur of Camelot. This is my loyal vassal Patsy.
Rygel: ********! You're a pimped out arrogant fleshie who wants to use my road where none shall pass.

Chiana: Stop being such a welniz. Brain damage and death is…
Crichton: Brain damage!?!
Chiana: …is very rare!

John Headroom: That's a nice sword. Ever slay any dragons with it? You should give it a name. Like Cameron. Or Uma-Uma-Uma.

[GateHawk]

Re-watching the series and have just wrapped up season one again, I htink I've found the quote that to me summed up this shows charm for me.

John: Hey you *******s, John Crichton was here.

[Crazedwraith]

Rygel: I'm unloved, unwanted, *is kicked* unconscious...

Crichton: This is John Crichton... Somewhere in the universe.

[McClance]

From "Meltdown":

"I'll never be a Peacekeeper again."
"Never say never again, 007."
--Crais and John

"You okay?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm all right. Thanks for watching my backside."
"Couldn't help myself."
--Aeryn (after shooting a DRD sneaking up on them) and John

"I can manually prime the cannon."
"I like to see that."
"Talyn's cannon."
--Aeryn and John

"You cut me."
"You moved."
--Stark and Crais

[McClance]

From "Scratch N' Sniff":

"How long have we known each other?"
"Approximately two. And-a-half. LONG. Cycles."
--John and Pilot

"Do I know you?"
"I doubt it. I've become a whole new man recently."
--Mitols and "Dandy" D'Argo

"I've had some head visions, myself. But, this..."
--D'Argo upon meeting Harvey."

[rosey_angel]

From "Scratch N' Sniff":

"How long have we known one another?"
"Approximately two. And-a-half. LONG. Cycles."
--John and Pilot

"Do I know you?"
"I doubt it. I've become a whole new man recently."
--Mitols and D'Argo

"I've had some head visions, myself. But, this..."
--D'Argo upon meeting Harvey."

ahh my fave ep


I Shrink, Therefore I am

Scorpius: (after Crichton kills a bounty hunter) One down.
Crichton: Five to go.
Scorpius: And you have a weapon that works.
Crichton: Well, this bazooka is out of ammo. You can have it.
Scorpius: I may well have joined the wrong side.

Crichton: (before he shoots a bounty hunter) Como estas, la cucaracha.

Axikor: You’re certain you won’t cooperate?
D’Argo: Why don’t you come and undo these cuffs and just see how much I want to cooperate.

[Starbase]

A few diddies from the man himself.....

Crichton: 'Something's not right. Aeryn doesn't even shower without a pulse pistol.' -
A Clockwork Nebari

Crichton: 'Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth's special Jello.' - Green-Eyed Monster

Crichton: 'There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.' - The Ugly Truth

[rosey_angel]

A few diddies from the man himself.....

Crichton: 'Something's not right. Aeryn doesn't even shower without a pulse pistol.' -
A Clockwork Nebari

heehee and how does Crichton know how Aeryn showers?


Kansas
Aeryn: D'Argo, you should study this. [sings along with the television] "L, m, n, o, p." Just a few of their words. Just in case.
D'Argo: Chiana has already told me a few words. 'Yes', 'no', 'bite me', that's all I need to know.

Crichton: Somebody got a sugar high. You been stealing candy, Mr. Burrels?
Rygel: Crichton, how illegal is this dren? You have to get me more. I don't care what it costs!

Terra Firma
Aeryn: Well. Merry Frelling Christmas.
Crichton: Amen.

[McClance]

From "Fractures":

(Crais attempts to put the Boolite back together)
Crais: "His head and mouth would seem to go like this."
(Jool shakes her head)
Crais: "What? You don't think that's the head and that's the mouth?"
Jool: "Not unless he sits on his mouth."

"I'll go find us some brains."
--John; (alternate scene)

[McClance]

A few diddies from the man himself.....

Crichton: 'Something's not right. Aeryn doesn't even shower without a pulse pistol.' -
A Clockwork Nebari

Crichton: 'Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth's special Jello.' - Green-Eyed Monster

Crichton: 'There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.' - The Ugly Truth

Chiana was actually the one who said the first one.

[Infinite-Possibilities]

John - I hope it's not a cold. I'm sure not gonna get any chicken soup on the Budong.

Chiana - Look, I don't know what cheegen zoop is, okay? But there's plenty of other food at the mining camp!

[the Fifth Race]

Rygel time

Rygel: 'Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me.' - Rygel (epi. unknown)

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Different Destinations

Rygel: 'Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.' - My Three Crichtons

Rygel: 'Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me' - Liars, Guns and Money - With Friends Like These

[McClance]

Rygel: 'Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial, let's not kill each other.' - Different Destinations

Correction: That was D'Argo. I just watched that episode yesterday.

Also from that episode:

(Dacon is about to deliver a message of surrender to the Venek hordes)
Aeryn: "Sub-Officer Dacon, you're a hero."
Dacon: "No, I'm not. Heroes always get killed. I'm not going to die."
(Dacon throws the message-spear and catches a shot in his chest)

[Thunderstorm]

Dacon: "No, I'm not. Heroes always get killed. I'm not going to die."
(Dacon throws the message-spear and catches a shot in his chest)

That reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Infinite Possibilities, Pt 2

Furlow: Don't be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. (which John doesn't follow )

[rosey_angel]

Dog with Two Bones

Crichton: Do you love John Crichton?
Aeryn:Yes.

Aeryn: Do you love Aeryn Sun?
Crichton: Beyond hope.