Your Favorite Babylon 5 Quotes

[suse]

I love this one:

Okay, we made a mistake. I'm sorry. Here, open my wrist."
"Centauri don't have major arteries in their wrist."
"Of course we don't. What do you think, I'm stupid?"
-- Londo and Garibaldi in Babylon 5:"Midnight on the Firing Line"

[suse]

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus

[Starfist]

'Be seeing you...!'

[Raw_Deal]

"Draal gave Zathras list of things not to say. This was one. No. Not good. Not supposed to mention "One", or "The One". You never heard that."

[Starfist]

'Knock... Knock...'
'Who's there?'
'Kosh'
'Kosh who?'
'Bless you...!'

[Raw_Deal]

Daggair: Oh, Timov, Timov, why do you always try to draw me into your little verbal fencing matches?
Timov: Because I don't have a real sword handy.

[min min light]

Dr. Franklin: Do you know where you are?
Londo: Either in Medlab or in hell. Either way the decor needs work.

[Jershon]

Ivanova: If I make it through this job without losing my mind it will be a miracle of biblical proportions.
Lt. Corwin: Well there goes my faith in the Almighty.
(talk about a burn lol)

I might get this next one a little wrong but I didn't feel like scouring around to find the full script, sorry.
Dukhat: Will follow me into fire? Will you follow me into darkness? Will you follow me into death?
Delenn: Yes
Dukhat: Then follow.

We are become Grey, we stand between the Candle and the Star. (Minbari Grey Council)

I believe this one was from "Into the Fire" just as the fleet left for Coriana 6. But I could have mixed up the exact title. It's from "Ulysses" by Tennyson.
and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are,--
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

[Nolamom]

Lennier: Like all secrets long kept, we cannot bear the shame of revealing it now

[Starfist]

" Wooo Who...! "

[Dr. Carson Beckett]

Acts of Sacrifice

Ivanova is having sex "human style" with an Correlilmurzon to conclude negotiations, betting he doesn't know how humans have sex, though his aide clearly does:

Ivanova: Boom! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Boom! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Hey there, hey there, three bags full. You come here often? Yes, I do! Dinner! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Drinks! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Grab. How do you like it so far?
Correlilmurzon: Well, I ...
Ivanova: I slept with you the other night. You didn't call, you didn't write. I think you did it just for spite! Oh... yes... Oh, yes! Oh, yes! OH! YES!! Tell me about your portfolio! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!! YES!! Lie to me about your family! Oh, yes! Oh, Yes! Oh, YES! Yes!! Yes!! YES!! YEAAA!!! OH!!! Oh...! Oh... God you're good.
Correlilmurzon: What do I do now?
Ivanova: Old style? You roll over and go to bed. New style? You go out for pizza and I never see you again.

War Without End (Part 2)

Zathras: Can not run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This... is wrong tool. No. No, not good. No. No. Never use this.

Conflicts of Interests

Zathras: There are ... ten of us, all of family Zathras. Each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce Zathras ... Zathras ... Zathras. You are seeing now?
Ivanova: There are ten of you?
Zathras: Yes! Oh, well... nine now.

[The Flyattractor]

Londo Mollari: I hate my life!
G'Kar: So do I.

[linux geek]

from the stars we came to the stars we return

Plan to have this at my funeral

[randomperson]

I'm in the middle of 15 things and all of then annoying.

[Lucycat]

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye! - Mr. Garibaldi, Deconstruction of Falling Stars.