Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

That would explain the beard...

[jelgate]

And her white hairs

[Nolamom]

I've actually been considering letting my hair go grey. My sisters have, and theirs looks fabulous. However, mine is so long that I would have to go to a hairdresser to aid the process - it would take 10 years to grow out naturally.

[jelgate]

Natural is always better

[Nolamom]

well, it is something I'm thinking about. It isn't fair that Mr. Nola is 11 years older than me and is just STARTING to get a little grey. That man is ridiculous for his age. Full head of non-grey hair!

[jelgate]

11 years? Gold digger

[Nolamom]

I would be if it weren't for the fact that I am supporting him - the lazy retired person that he is!

[jelgate]

Proving that teachers are overpaid

[Nolamom]

I figure I can retire in about 6-7 years - my house will be paid off, and I *might* be able to live on retirement - probably not though

[jelgate]

Given how overpaid teachers are you should of been able to retire 10 years ago. Did you lose all your money at the track like SQ?

[epg20]

Given how overpaid teachers are you should of been able to retire 10 years ago. Did you lose all your money at the track like SQ?

though I a m loathed to admit it, you are right, I mean everyone knows Donald trump started out as a lowly sand box inspector in an elementary school.

[squirrely1]

better start saving for the bacon fund now... I mean that is really all that matters right? That we can still afford the bacon

[jelgate]

Don't forget to burn the spam

[squirrely1]

Don't forget to burn the spam

I am ok with Spam.... ....cuz I am a nutritional nightmare so that fits right in with my diet of donuts, fast food, bacon, soda pop and all things sugary... I mean again....my diet can't get any worse.... *shrugs* It will just never rate up there with bacon.

[Anja]

Try diet soda - less sugar and your nutrition gets healthier!!