Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Annoyed]

*sigh* I can see you boys still haven't learned to play nice. tsk tsk...what we gonna do?

I dunno. I don't think jelgate is capable of learning. Combine that with has basic nature, which not nice, I have little hope of him ever playing nice.

[jelgate]

The word hypocrisy comes to mind

[squirrely1]

This is true....but we can still hope that one day jelgate will come around!

Ok guys....I've treated myself to Far Cry 5 so I'm gonna start that game tonight. I'll check in and let you know how that goes.

[jelgate]

Do I have to pretend to care?

[squirrely1]

Yes....yes you do!

[jelgate]

Frell you

*sniffs rubber cement instead*

[squirrely1]

Fine! *eats all the bacon*

[jelgate]

Enjoy your turkey bacon

[squirrely1]

Blasphemy! THere is no turkey bacon here! I ground it up and put it into the Spam. Why do you think epg ended up leaving? He found out his precious spam was "tainted".

[Annoyed]

You're on a birdseed diet anyway. It's so funny to watch you and your relations hanging upside down from the birdfeeder to eat from it.

[squirrely1]

No...It's squirrel-du-soleil and we just happen to get fed in the process!

[jelgate]

Its funnier to shoot the squirrels

[squirrely1]

but that's so mean....we can be so much more entertaining if you just give us a chance!

[jelgate]

We all eat meat

[squirrely1]

no we eat nuts!