Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

I'm ambivalent

[squirrely1]

hmmm...undecided?....torn about your feelings about the eagles? Well jelgate...you need to just embrace your love for the eagles...let it flow.....don't hold back and really just give in to it. You know you love the eagles!

[jelgate]

I love to eat them

[squirrely1]

*gets out dagger* Stay away from the eagles.....go back to eating your bacon....

[jelgate]

My grandpa always said, never bring a knife to a gun fight

[squirrely1]

oh is that so? *pulls out her high caliber peanut shooter* This may look janky but it packs a real punch!!

[jelgate]

*kills the eagle with rifle*

I win

[squirrely1]

*turns the camera on him and streams his actions live* now...you face the retribution of thousands of eagle fans.

[jelgate]

I've dealt with hippies before

[squirrely1]

oh so you were alive during WoodStock and so you're really old...just pretending to be young?

[jelgate]

Hippies still exist today

[squirrely1]

you would know you closet hippie you!

[jelgate]

*makes war*

[squirrely1]

You are one of those new and improved hippies....the ones that will tolerate war if they get something out of it.

[jelgate]

Their is very little I won't do if it benefits me