Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

And you are surprised of this?

no but sad... to the aurora chair with you mister!

[jelgate]

*puts a neural chip in SQ*

[squirrely1]

*puts a neural chip in SQ*

*puts an emotion chip in jelgate*

[jelgate]

*puts an emotion chip in jelgate*

WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME MOM?

*runs away crying from SQ*

[squirrely1]

WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME MOM?

*runs away crying from SQ*

awwww *collects jelgates tears and mixes them with Nola tears*
*gets the weirdest reaction ever seen*

[jelgate]

Mixing me and Nola probably produces a neutralization reaction

[squirrely1]

Mixing me and Nola probably produces a neutralization reaction

I really wouldn't want to know ...it may be some sort of hazardous *gets on haz mat suit*

[jelgate]

That's where I sleep

[epg20]

WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME MOM?

*runs away crying from SQ*

MOM??!!!scared0011.gif, the way you two were going, I thought something different, but I guess this is my fault, if I hadn't come along, you all would have ben living happily ever after, oh well that's the way the microwaved spam crumbles...BAZINGA!!!got cha...happy0044.gifhappy0030.gifcharacter0047.gif

[squirrely1]

MOM??!!![ATTACH=CONFIG]41160[/ATTACH], the way you two were going, I thought something different, but I guess this is my fault, if I hadn't come along, you all would have ben living happily ever after, oh well that's the way the microwaved spam crumbles...BAZINGA!!!got cha...[ATTACH=CONFIG]41161[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]41162[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]41163[/ATTACH]

nah you can microwave the spam all day long...just leave the bacon awwww I love the mickey smilie

[jelgate]

Microwaving usually makes meats worse
Except for spam. It can't get any worse

[squirrely1]

Microwaving usually makes meats worse
Except for spam. It can't get any worse

it legit becomes dog food

[jelgate]

Have you seen the nuts you eat

[squirrely1]

Have you seen the nuts you eat

I'm not looking at them...I'm eating them

[jelgate]

Maybe you should. Like people who eat hot dogs or spam