Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

You can't fix someone who is perfect

[squirrely1]

we can use them to punish those who would deny me my right to enjoy my spam.



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Its true. You can't fix me

both your perfections are merely your own perceptions

[jelgate]

Incorrect. Its reality

[squirrely1]

your reality

[mad_gater]

made spaghetti carbonara again.....came out better this time....much more flavor now that I had enough real bacon bits to put in it

[jelgate]

Reality is reality. No one owns it

[squirrely1]

*puts jel in an alternate reality*

[Gatefan1976]

He already lives in the US

[jelgate]

We are all not like Annoyed

[Gatefan1976]

the US as a whole is currently in an AU, just most of you are rejecting it.

[jelgate]

I reject idiocy.

[epg20]

the US as a whole is currently in an AU, just most of you are rejecting it.

just a note to people outside the us, take what happened here as a warning, DON'T DRINK AND VOTE, you could just BREXIT IT UP.

[epg20]

made spaghetti carbonara again.....came out better this time....much more flavor now that I had enough real bacon bits to put in it

made bean and spam soup, EH, ham would have ben better, but didn't have any ham, but if you use dried beans, soak them over night and then some, at least 12 hours, then they will cook faster only about 2 hours, and add the onions carrots and celery peas in the last 10 -15 mins bring to a boil again, then turn the heat off and wait about 30 mins, every thing will be cooked and still hot and well salted, oh, add about 1 table spoon salt to two gallons water.

[jelgate]

Ham is not much better than spam

[Anja]

both your perfections are merely your own perceptions

That is almost poetic!