Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

yes it is...which is why it's criminal that it's not in prison

[jelgate]

Agreed

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Everything is better wrapped in bacon. Its the law

*wraps Jel in bacon*

[Annoyed]

Everything is better wrapped in bacon. Its the law

And jelgate claims that it is truthful and honorable. Pfft!

[jelgate]

Of course he is

[Nolamom]

he is when he extols the virtues of bacon

[jelgate]

My grandmother isn't wrong

[Nolamom]

she thinks you're truthful and honorable? I'm shocked

[jelgate]

Well it is true

[Nolamom]

SHE must be senile

[jelgate]

No one is more senile than Nola.

[epg20]

sure as soon as I email....erm....no ....better text Hillary....



oh come on....tell me you have never had a melt in your mouth delicious almost can cut it with a fork filet mignon before?
mmmmmm.....

indeed I have, I had a cut of prime rib so good that it would make you jump up and slap your momma that made it, but there was NO BACON on it, to ruin a piece of beef with cheap bacon, sinful..no , just plain old B A D.

I do agree with you on one thing they should serve bacon in prisons, TOUFU BACON, suffer evildoers , you don't even get turkey bacon.

here is a question to ask, someone on the board of prisons, if they takeaway the bacon, do they take away the pork chops, and sausage and the ham.

what about the kosher prisoners, do they make sure to keep the milk and meat separate, that is one Jewish thing I never got, if you can't have milk and meat touching, then how can you drink milk, I mean milk comes from meat.

[jelgate]

A person thinking that bacon would ruin a prime rib isn't cooking the bacon properly

[squirrely1]

indeed I have, I had a cut of prime rib so good that it would make you jump up and slap your momma that made it, but there was NO BACON on it, to ruin a piece of beef with cheap bacon, sinful..no , just plain old B A D.

I do agree with you on one thing they should serve bacon in prisons, TOUFU BACON, suffer evildoers , you don't even get turkey bacon.

here is a question to ask, someone on the board of prisons, if they takeaway the bacon, do they take away the pork chops, and sausage and the ham.

what about the kosher prisoners, do they make sure to keep the milk and meat separate, that is one Jewish thing I never got, if you can't have milk and meat touching, then how can you drink milk, I mean milk comes from meat.

Well I agree that we shouldn't be "catering" to prisoners, but it's sort of a staple food So it would be like saying ok no more salt or pepper

[jelgate]

Doesn't that violate the 8th Amendment