Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

Can PH have it?

You can have a part of it - it's huuuge!

[Anja]

does it come with onions?

Whatever you want.

[jelgate]

I want bacon

[Gatefan1976]

Is eating a chicken, mushroom and bacon stew..........

[jelgate]

Your eating choices has my approval

[squirrely1]

I'm hungry! A BLT sounds really good right about now

[jelgate]

I'll have mine with spinach instead of lettuce

[squirrely1]

I'll have mine with spinach instead of lettuce

Who's gonna make them now that Nola is gone?

Where is Anja when you need her?

[jelgate]

She is sleeping. We'll wake her up by pouring this hot bacon grease on her

[squirrely1]

well let's not maim her needlessly she may become too depressed to cook

[jelgate]

well let's not maim her needlessly she may become too depressed to cook

You don't know me that well

[Anja]

Who's gonna make them now that Nola is gone?

Where is Anja when you need her?

I'm here, I'm here... what can I do for you???

[Annoyed]

well let's not maim her needlessly she may become too depressed to cook

Well. like all women, she is chained to an oven and a vacuum cleaner in order to most effectively fulfill her task of serving males and taking care of the house. If that doesn't depress her, I wouldn't worry about a little hot grease.

[Anja]

Well. like all women, she is chained to an oven and a vacuum cleaner in order to most effectively fulfill her task of serving males and taking care of the house. If that doesn't depress her, I wouldn't worry about a little hot grease.

I'm not depressed and neither chained to anything! But I'm here and ready to serve as long as it is compatible with my life's goals!
So, what are you longing for?

[Annoyed]

Obedient females. They're all so damned uppity today.