Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[epg20]

frozen ground? you've never been in south Texas during January. It should be 81 degrees here this afternoon. Bright and sunny. Summers may be hell here, but winter is wonderful.

yeah, you're right, I wouldn't know any thing about that living here in florida.

[epg20]

*thanks!!*
What about cloning him?
Then we can hand out bits to all his fans and always have enough in stock.
And one version of him can still post here on the forum - that's important!

eh... tried that, but the planet that they experimented with cloned meat on, it just caused a zombie apocalypse so as long as we keep genetically altering jel, we should be ok, I am thinking we should cross him with a spider, that way we can get 8 jel legs instead of just the two, you know how much people love those legs, deep fried and roasted.

[jelgate]

Too much fantasy. Not enough bacon

[epg20]

Too much fantasy. Not enough bacon

oh there is enough bacon, you see, those legs are the same kind of meat you would find on your belly, so you get 8 legs worth of bacon, instead of just one bellies worth.

[jelgate]

I don't subscribe to your delusions and hallucinations

[squirrely1]

you people are sick I tell you SICK!

[epg20]

I don't subscribe to your delusions and hallucinations

aww... too bad, they can really be fun and educational.

[epg20]

you people are sick I tell you SICK!

*cough*cough*how...AHHHHH.......CHEWWWWW...did you know.jumping0045.gif

[squirrely1]

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I read the writing on the wall

[epg20]

I read the writing on the wall

yeah, I had t use finger paint, they won't let us have sharp things.

[squirrely1]

*orders up heavier duty meds for epg*

[epg20]

*orders up heavier duty meds for epg*

no need, they come 6 times a day, they are what help me keep from blowing up the grocery stores that don't carry spam, they only carry bacon, excuse me, pill time.

[squirrely1]

no need, they come 6 times a day, they are what help me keep from blowing up the grocery stores that don't carry spam, they only carry bacon, excuse me, pill time.

*gives him the bacon pill* now mr epg it's time for your shock therapy treatment.... *hooks him up* You will love BACON...say it....YOU WILL LOVE BACON!!

[Anja]

Use a pendulum - they say it works even on the completely hopeless cases.

[jelgate]

Use electro shock