Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

If it looks like a dog and acts like a dog then its probably a dog

*growls at him*

NEVER!!!, I will all ways be the thorn in the paw, the stone in the shoe, the spam in the bacon, the yellow mustard in the grape jelly, which makes an excellent dip for those tiny smoked sausages, you just melt the two together and dip the sausages in, yummy, but back to what I was saying, the hole in the sock, the transformer among the gobots.

The Non-Conformist Oath
[video=youtube;oTwV3vG73cU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTwV3vG73cU[/vdeo]

I so wanted to post last night to this...but somehow I got a Gateway Error and tried my best to get back on here but GW went down for me. I think it's a personal thing now....must be epg's way of sensing incoming baconage posts that are truly superior and he's blocking it somehow.
Just for that....

BACON!!!

HAHA I didn't even think that ahead of time so he couldn't stop that one!

[jelgate]

It must be his subconscious realizing that bacon is superior to spam

[squirrely1]

It must be his subconscious realizing that bacon is superior to spam

he needs to embrace it and be one with the Bacon Force!

OMG I can't believe I actually made some lame Star Wars reference.... *runs to mirror and checks* I may be turning into Foley ....quick DO SOMETHING!!

[jelgate]

*waves hand in front of SQ*

These are not the nuts you are looking for

[squirrely1]

*waves hand in front of SQ*

These are not the nuts you are looking for

Nuts did you say nuts? WHERE?? *goes looking for the right nuts*

[jelgate]

*sniffs SQ's rubber cement*

[epg20]

*growls at him*



I so wanted to post last night to this...but somehow I got a Gateway Error and tried my best to get back on here but GW went down for me. I think it's a personal thing now....must be epg's way of sensing incoming baconage posts that are truly superior and he's blocking it somehow.
Just for that....

BACON!!!

HAHA I didn't even think that ahead of time so he couldn't stop that one!

you are quite right , with the powers of a rib eye knight comes great powers to scramble gateways and cause error codes in a system when ever we wish, submit to the power of the spam regent, and join me in the in the kingdom of spam, we are a gentle lazy people, we don't even bother cooking the spam on the stove, we just set up the frying pan on the table we have out at the beach and while we cook in the warm sun so does our spam.

(ERROR CODE 404 BACON NOT FOUND)

[jelgate]

(ERROR CODE 404 BACON NOT FOUND)

[squirrely1]

you are quite right , with the powers of a rib eye knight comes great powers to scramble gateways and cause error codes in a system when ever we wish, submit to the power of the spam regent, and join me in the in the kingdom of spam, we are a gentle lazy people, we don't even bother cooking the spam on the stove, we just set up the frying pan on the table we have out at the beach and while we cook in the warm sun so does our spam.

(ERROR CODE 404 BACON NOT FOUND)

I can't even say anything else...I'm laughing too hard. Hey epg...if you have beer on the spam side... I may be tempted. nah....I VILL NOT BE TEMPTED!

[jelgate]

SQ needs more bacon rum

[epg20]

LOL, that's a good one.

[squirrely1]

SQ needs more bacon rum

Yes! Where is that bacon rum balls pic when you need it. *scrolls back a page or two*

[epg20]

I can't even say anything else...I'm laughing too hard. Hey epg...if you have beer on the spam side... I may be tempted. nah....I VILL NOT BE TEMPTED!

oh we have better than beer, we have mocha beer, and spale, and to top it all off, we have chocolate covered spam; YUMMY!!!

[squirrely1]

oh we have better than beer, we have moca beer, and spale, and to top it all off, we have chocolate covered spam; YUMMY!!!

eww you had me until the chocolate covered part... Don't know that I could tolerate that...although maybe the chocolate could help the spam go down easier.

Just a chunk of chocolate helps the Spam go down...the Spam goooooo dooowwwwwn...the Spam go down ....in the most delightful way!

Ok it's been fun but I'm actually off to my bacon-y dreams now...NIGHT!

[epg20]

eww you had me until the chocolate covered part... Don't know that I could tolerate that...although maybe the chocolate could help the spam go down easier.

Just a chunk of chocolate helps the Spam go down...the Spam goooooo dooowwwwwn...the Spam go down ....in the most delightful way!

Ok it's been fun but I'm actually off to my bacon-y dreams now...NIGHT!

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You're in glad company