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[scifan]

Turns out that that JFK quote couldn't have been more apt for The Day of the Doctor!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...i-dotd-jfk.jpg

Brilliant!!

[FanGirl]

For those of us who need help with cooking turkey dinner...

Spoiler:

[yamiinsane]

Just a little something to try and stave off boredom...



Tutorial by temptedeli @Shadowplay

[Jumble]

@ FG - that's definitely the best way to treat a turkey

LOVE the sig Yami *boomarks tut*

[Hyndara71]

You guys can offiicially beat me. To whom and when latest I have to send the calendar?

[Nolamom]

"officially" beat you? *envisions a beater with a badge*

[JadedWraith]

You guys can offiicially beat me. To whom and when latest I have to send the calendar?

Another S&M chick? how interesting *whispers:Jumble*

[FanGirl]

@ FG - that's definitely the best way to treat a turkey

A couple of years ago, it was my turn to do the cooking so I'm in the kitchen cleaning Birdzilla when my nephews come in to "help." I put my hand inside to get the "goodie bag" and...

Boys: EWWW! You put your hand up the turkey's butt!!!
Me: Come back here! One day, your wives are going to say "Honey, go get the turkey ready to go in the oven" and you'll need to know this.
Oldest: EW! I'm wearing gloves! The kind that go all the way up to my shoulders!
Me: Go ahead. Nothing wrong with that.
Youngest: I'm buying my turkey already cooked.
Me: That's also an option. But what if your wife doesn't want a pre-made turkey?
*more cooking and prep* Now we can start the turkey gravy.
Oldest: How do you make it?
Me: First, you take the "goodies", put them in water and cook them.
Youngest: What's in the goodies?
Me: Heart, liver, gizzard, neck.
Boys: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! *runs off*

[Jumble]

And their knowledge of anatomy needs to be improved - I'm pretty sure you actually had your hand down it's throat

[Nolamom]

um, probably not so much - the giblets are accessible from the bottom end, that's the only truly accessible part unless you have a baby's hand. "Birdzilla" hehehe - great reference to some of those 30 pound turkeys!

[Jumble]

Yep, you're right - I was looking at it the wrong way round It's been at least 25 years since I did anything with a turkey - yuk!

[FanGirl]

And their knowledge of anatomy needs to be improved - I'm pretty sure you actually had your hand down it's throat

Nope. I had it up the turkey's butt. Went in through the biggest opening between the legs.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*covers eyes*

[FanGirl]

*covers eyes*

Maybe I should've spoilered that for "content."

[FanGirl]

um, probably not so much - the giblets are accessible from the bottom end, that's the only truly accessible part unless you have a baby's hand. "Birdzilla" hehehe - great reference to some of those 30 pound turkeys!

Actually, its a reference to I think it was an ep of Cheers where Norm is making this huge turkey they call Birdzilla.