The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

*has been stolen* *is wearing the Exploring Hat and has hidden all the pennies*

*Puts PH in the pennification machine*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*Puts PH in the pennification machine*

*clogs the gears with a penny* *escapes*

[jelgate]

*eats PH's liver*

[squirrely1]

*gives him hot sauce*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*eats PH's liver*

But I need it to live

.......Have you ever had one of those days where you've been rolled up inside a sofa bed and jumped on by a 4 year old?

[squirrely1]

But I need it to live

.......Have you ever had one of those days where you've been rolled up inside a sofa bed and jumped on by a 4 year old?

Why yes this happens quite frequently in my life but it's more like school age children and mountains of paper and art supplies

[jelgate]

But I need it to live

.......Have you ever had one of those days where you've been rolled up inside a sofa bed and jumped on by a 4 year old?

Your life has been determined to be unimportant

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Your life has been determined to be unimportant

I thought so But that really happened today

[Spimman]

.......Have you ever had one of those days where you've been rolled up inside a sofa bed and jumped on by a 4 year old?

I dread the day my boys feel "too old" to jump on me and wrestle on the floor, enjoy these times PH...

[Iffy]

*kidnaps PH*

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

But I need it to live

.......Have you ever had one of those days where you've been rolled up inside a sofa bed and jumped on by a 4 year old?

How does one get into that position?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

How does one get into that position?

It's a long story...

And they're not even PH's kids

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

It's a long story...

And they're not even PH's kids

Wow. Let's hear it!!!!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Wow. Let's hear it!!!!

*runs away*

[Spimman]

Wow. Let's hear it!!!!

You know you have to tempt PH with select varieties of cheese that she can eat and\or welding materials if you want her to talk, demanding a story only scares her...

*runs away*

*Leaves a pound of sharp cheddar and welding machine*