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**squirrely1** · 28 September 2016, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Annoyed View Post

They're going to need them if they try to take up residence in my garage again this winter.

Awww the poor critters are just trying to find a warm home. *evicts Annoyed*

**Annoyed** · 28 September 2016, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

You microwaved a perfectly good steak? Blasphemy

Necessity is a mother. Snowstorm outside, so BBQ was unusable, and the broiler element in the oven decided to retire early.

**jelgate** · 28 September 2016, 05:26 PM

You should of starved

**squirrely1** · 29 September 2016, 03:21 PM

Or put it in a pan and fry it. That would be better than microwaving it.

**jelgate** · 29 September 2016, 03:31 PM

*fries SQ in pan*

**squirrely1** · 29 September 2016, 03:39 PM

*jumps out* Ha!

**jelgate** · 29 September 2016, 04:16 PM

*SQ hits the pan lid*

**Gatefan1976** · 29 September 2016, 05:15 PM

You should have used a wok, they are harder to climb out of.

**jelgate** · 29 September 2016, 05:22 PM

Meh. She failed anyway

**Annoyed** · 29 September 2016, 05:34 PM

Use a pressure cooker?

**jelgate** · 29 September 2016, 06:13 PM

My statement remains the same

**squirrely1** · 29 September 2016, 06:54 PM

*splashes hot grease on jelgate*

**jelgate** · 29 September 2016, 07:02 PM

*shoves mercury down SQ' throat and put on Hazmat suit*

**squirrely1** · 30 September 2016, 05:29 PM

*cuts hole in hazmat suit*. This seems familiar.

**jelgate** · 30 September 2016, 05:31 PM

Cutting a hole by my leg wont change much

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