The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[squirrely1]

jel is the result of.... an accident

[jelgate]

Actually that is my sister

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

[jelgate]

You are not my sister PH. My sister reads Twilight and the Hunger Games

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Maybe PH knows who caused the accident..

[jelgate]

It was PH

[squirrely1]

I think jel's sister is his twin and he's too embarrassed to admit it.

[jelgate]

And I know SQ is wrong

[squirrely1]

I'm always wrong according to you. This is one broken record that is getting old! *flings the record at him* Oh wait you're too young to understand what vinyl records are.. I have to dumb it down for you millennials!

[jelgate]

My grandfather has quite a collection of jazz records. I can remember listening to them with him as a little boy

[squirrely1]

But do you own any vinyl records?

[jelgate]

Why does that matter?

[aretood2]

I'm MaxTood! *Rewinds time* I'm MaxTood! *Rewinds time* I'm MaxTood! *Rewinds time*....hmm....I'm MaxTood! *Turns into a puddle* This isn't quite working out >.>

[jelgate]

Silence Biounit. Its time to eat sandwiches

*removes sandwiches from pants*

[Annoyed]

But do you own any vinyl records?

I have two functioning turntables, and listen to them fairly often.