The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Kilgharrah]

Nola bakes cookies?
So that means we have Grandma Duck here?

[jelgate]

Nola is a terrible cook. Every time I eat her food, I get food poisoning

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Nola is a duck?

*gets the grill**

[jelgate]

Do you even know how to cook duck

[Kilgharrah]

Nola can teach you.
Grandma Duck knows how to cook anything

[jelgate]

Burning food isn't cooking

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Do you even know how to cook duck

I've always wanted to try...

[Nolamom]

Jel complains about food poisoning, but he always shows up with his appetite

[Annoyed]

Can't you just toss the duck in the Microwave for 5 minutes? AFAIK, ducks do not contain metal.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Ducks contain many metals.. Mostly iron and calcium.. but there are others too..

Nola also has many artificial joints.. so she's mostly metal now..

[jelgate]

Metal and scar tissue

[Nolamom]

when you're older than the universe, you tend to have a few battle scars....

[jelgate]

I spelled my name in Nola's scars

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*reads scars*

I knew it! It's the same name I have burned into my lawn..

[jelgate]

You should look at the letters that are formed with the fractures on your cat with the bad back