The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

Your reverse psychology won't work

[The Flyattractor]

Yes. That's why I always use the hammer instead.

Right tool for the right job and all that ...

[Nolamom]

I use an axe - just to cover all the bases

[jelgate]

I used an axe too.

TIMBER

*tree falls on Nola*

Her mistake was being a teacher.

[Nolamom]

I don't waste time with a middle-man (the tree) I just use the axe directly on you

[jelgate]

And that was you mistake for you miss. I never miss.

[jelgate]

This place is deader than my toe fungus

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

!! What happened to the toe fungus?

*red shell model*

[jelgate]

It died of boredom. Kind of like what happens to 1/3 of Nola's students. She says they don't hand in their homework but I don't believe them

[billyd797]

*yawns*

[jelgate]

*shoves a grenade into billy's mouth*

[Nolamom]

I have been busy. I will talk to you now.

[jelgate]

Dr. Jelgate, the therapist can help

*points to couch*

Now tell me about your mother.

[Nolamom]

she's dead.



















and I wasn't terribly fond of her when she was alive.

[billyd797]

*spits out grenade into Jel's jacket pocket*


& Nola the way you treat the ones you supposedly love ......sounds like your mum got off lucky