The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

Sorry. SQ is waxing the van

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

She's on the roof in a fur bikini

[jelgate]

She doesn't have the figure for that

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Indeed..

[jelgate]

Neither does PH for the record

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I know We can't all have Cow's figure..

[jelgate]

Cow looks like a human version of a Saturn.

Pass that along PH

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*passes note*

Cowpants

Saturns have twin airbags now? You're just jealous, Brother. My body has been finely sculpted by some of the best surgeons in the country, and the pavement outside my house.

I'm really in a lot of pain here.

[jelgate]

I remember when PH showed me a picture of the new cow. I was in a lot of pain then too

[Nolamom]

you must unlearn young Jel - the force will guide you to forgetting the old cow

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I remember when PH showed me a picture of the new cow. I was in a lot of pain then too

*passes a note*

Cowpants

I had no idea you felt that way. But I did what I had to do to feel comfortable and happy in my own body.

[jelgate]

Rum should bring you the only happiness you need.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

We get the rum from Cow now

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Rum should bring you the only happiness you need.

*passes note*

Cowpants

Rum is always awesome, Brother. But I enjoy it much more now I'm a woman.

Also boobs. Having my own pair makes me feel so much more confident and happy in myself.

[jelgate]

Men have the superior plumbing system