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**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by Promethius30 View Post

Greeting, i'm good and you?

Im Ukko the epicly awesome, the height of epicosity sexy striker of epic poses, megalomaniac super ego Mcawesomeness truth teller.

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 06:38 AM

Something I ate last night is giving me gas

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

Something I ate last night is giving me gas

I feel more sorry for the guy who has to write all of the above on my passport.

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 06:41 AM

I know. Lying is criminal Ukko

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 06:47 AM

Why havent we arrested PA?

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 06:49 AM

Because his antics distract the mods

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 06:51 AM

As do shiny things.

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 06:55 AM

Then logicilly PA must be shinny

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 06:55 AM

His head anyway.

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 06:58 AM

Speaking of heads

*waxes the head of lurker PH*

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 06:59 AM

*Feeds the wax to some children*

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 07:15 AM

The wax was the children

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 07:16 AM

Which makes it all the more disturbing. Excellent.

**jelgate** · 15 October 2011, 07:25 AM

I'm Jelgate. Disturbing is what I do. I also bake pies

**Ukko** · 15 October 2011, 07:28 AM

*Bakes PH into a pie* I call it a Phie.

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