The Iffy Fan Club Thread

[mad_gater]

*squishy huggles pleasantly plump ally....feels static charge build-up in atmosphere....thinks it wise to let Ukko's wife go before he gets struck by lightning*....

[AllyCat]

:: pulls her teeth back in a snarl and growls :: Ya'll stop callin me fat.. I ain't fat.. or am I plump, obese or anything else ...

Ima start ignoring ya'll... :: snorts ::

:: mutters darkly about delusional gods and there better be no kids involved ::

[mad_gater]

well as I said I prefer some meat on the bones of my women than just skin and bones like those anorexically thin supermodels

[Captain Lazlo]

Ally is just a little confused about things at the moment...so don;t rile her, she will be sober soon

[AllyCat]

Ally is completely sober thank you. Ally just got out of work a bit ago.

[Ukko]

Guys, enough of the obese plump stuff now.

[Captain Lazlo]

Guys, enough of the obese plump stuff now.

Trade you for the god stuff

[chocolate_muffin]

Pharmacy

well, that is never fun!

Should pop by my pharmacy for the good stuff

[Captain Lazlo]

The Vicodin is fine thanks

[Iffy]

*offers Iffy some cappuccinos to go with those cinnamon rolls*

Oh rolls yum

just eat your own words then.....
and not everyone elses...

(maybe too early to be witty....)

*giggles*

*leaves latte for Iffy and a bowl of milk for the obese cat in the stretchy red suit*

Hey be nice to Ally. Coffee groshing.

she's not obese....she's pleasantly plump...

That is the easy way to piss a woman off. Yep.

nah...I'd be afraid I'd snap them in two if I hugged them....

I don't care what the supermodel industry says....anorexia is NOT a good look and the people that run that industry oughta be charged with employee abuse for what they put those poor girls through...

They are paid to be human clothes hangers, that is their job and choice.

Pharmacy

Drugs?

*collapses*

[chocolate_muffin]

Drugs?

*collapses*

You called?

[Iffy]

Our Lady of Pharmacopeia has come to save me.

[chocolate_muffin]

Yes
*brings coffee* The most noble pharmaceutical of all.

[Captain Lazlo]

*removes the bowl of milk, it appears to have soured*

[Iffy]

Yes
*brings coffee* The most noble pharmaceutical of all.

Yes it is.

*removes the bowl of milk, it appears to have soured*

Why did you make the moo sour?