The Last Word

[Qtyled]

QT opens the letter to quoteland
then he goes to the bookstand
He thinks of a good rhyme
and steals TLW.

[Crazedwraith]

bah! any fool can make a rhyme!
but precious few can battle grime!

*CW bludgeon QT with a bottle of Fairy Liquid and takes TLW*

[Zika]

Now I have TLW!!

Zika

[shovar]

but shovar takes it off Zika nicely by threatening to break up the sam and jack shipper thread so Zika gives shovar TLW so he doesn't do that!

[Crazedwraith]

CW sneaks up behind Shovar and tasers him. Shovar drops to the floor unconscious and CW releives his body of TLW.

[Osiris-RA]

But unexpectadly, O-Ra sneaks up behind poor CW, tases him, grabs TLW and gallops off on a horse.

[shovar]

shovar recovers from the taser shock, grabs a rope, which was convientely next to him and lassoed ORA's horse and stops her from escaping then takes TLW off her and runs off into the outback with it!

[Crazedwraith]

PETA arrests Shovar and sells TLW to CW at fund raising car boot sale.

[Osiris-RA]

but all the cars were hot. The cops arrest everyone involved including TLW which is bailed out at the jailhouse by O-Ra. With a snicker at CW who is locked up, She rides off into the sunset with her buddy.

[shovar]

but shovar on a motorbike rides after O-Ra and in a vicious firefight shovar takes TLW off O-Ra and drives off laughing manically!!!!!!!

[Osiris-RA]

...that is, until he realizes there is a bomb on his motorbike. TLW and Shovar are blasted for miles. O-ra rides up in her steed to pick up the peices of TLW. With a failing breath, Shovar gasps in three final words "I'll ... get ... you" O-Ra smiles cooly "This town ain't big enough for the both of us and TLW. See you on the plains ... maybe."

*lone ranger whistle*

[shovar]

as O-Ra is waiting on the plains for shovar he flies in on an plane and parachutes down and lands 20 feet away from O-Ra and he stares at her wiating for her to make the first move!

[Osiris-RA]

O-Ra dsimounts at the sight. "That fool ... no way he can win this duel .." She lowers her hand, trigger finger just -a itchin' to blast him away. TLW steps between them, and stoops down to tie it's shoe laces. O-Ra fires a warning shot at it. "OKay Shovar ... lets see who's got the fastest finger in the ...midwest."

[shovar]

shovar cries out "but i live in the UK so that's unfair" as he distracts O-Ra with his outburst he pulls out his revolver and points it at O-Ra and is about to shoot her when he decides not to as he just can't kill someone in cold blood so shovar and O-Ra start talking and decide to settle this with reason and not stupidity so they start talking about what to do with TLW.

[Osiris-RA]

O-Ra calms her trigger finger for a slight moment and agrees to talk it over. Preferably at a nice cafe where no one else knows about TLW. "okay, i'll trade you 100 gold peices for half TLW. It's my final offer or you can say goodbye!"