The Last Word

[Crazedwraith]

yeah and i was to occupied on boxing day. Ah well.

*smashs greg over the head when he goes out looking for TLW Hunters who are still sozzled after christmas seizes TLW and dissappears*

and that folks is called get the ball rolling again.

[sueKay]

*Wanders into thread*

I still don't know what this is about so...

Hi folks!

Have I got the last word??

[Gregorius]

Greg distracts SueKay with RDA Pictures and takes TLW from her. Greg quickly uses his hyperspace transporter to return to his Citadel.

[sueKay]

*Suekay becomes mesmerised by RDA's handsome face, when Jack appears to her, telling her of his devious plan to take back TLW from Greg*

Suekay goes the Greg's citadel, and duct tapes him to a chair, before flying off in an F302...with the last word

[Gregorius]

Greg's fleet shoots down SueKay and TLW+SueKay are beamed back to the Citadel. Greg uses his phase tech to escape the duct tape.

Greg sends SueKay to his Gravity Prison Planet and he places TLW back where it belongs.

[Crazedwraith]

which is of course in CW lap. Unusually Generous of you Greg are you feeling allrite? To many glasses of sherry at x-mas? CW runs away with TLW.

[sueKay]

Suekay waits until CW succumbs to the effects of crimbo sherry, then pushes him over and runs off with TLW.

[Gregorius]

Greg waits for SueKay and hugs her while she leaves. Greg pickpockets TLW from SueKay during the hug.

Greg quickly beams himself to the Stargate and dials the Citadel. Nobody followed him, since all the Citadel Stargates have automatic irisses.

[Crazedwraith]

CW did follw greg however, due to being a ghost, Greg didn't detect CW and he just passes right through the iris.

Then he FSNPs Greg and activate his instant redialler and goes through to the Alpha Site.

[Gregorius]

Greg uses his Stargate Destruction Device (SDD) to destroy the Alpha site. Greg flies to the Alpha site and beams up TLW and heads back home.

[Crazedwraith]

you realise I never said I had TLW?

What you just beamed up was a TLW shaped Ion bomb. Which detonates completly disabling the Citadel for 13 secs. Allowing a RSotD to swoops down beam up TLW and zoom off to the Alpha site to dleiver it to CW.

[Gregorius]

Luckily for Greg he already had some battlecruisers at the Alpha Site to 'help' people who still think it is there. So when the BattleCruisers see CW arrive they damage all systems beyond repair, except for life support, on CW's ship.

Greg's troops infiltrate CW's ship and are heading for TLW. CW's 'Furlings' tried to destroy Greg's troops, but they were no match for Greg's phase and weapon tech. After hours of fighting all 'Furlings' died and CW had been mortally injured. Greg's troops take TLW and beam back to the BattleCruisers.

The BattleCruisers arrive at Greg's Citadel after a journey through hyperspace and give TLW back to Greg.

[Qtyled]

But the galaxy's, nay universe's most feared enemy entered the scene and stole TLW by blinding greg with the reflective reflectiveness of their solar panals...

The Solar Powered Ninja Penguins

[Gregorius]

Greg's Citadel activates a Security Procedure to prevent QT from leaving it. Greg's Grunts, happy to see it isn't CW, are attacking QT.

After letting his Grunts play for a few minutes Greg sends QT to his Gravity Prison Planet and claims TLW once more.

[Qtyled]

the SPNP freeed QT and distracted GR with a CW cardboard cuttout, reclaiming TLW! WDICTSGA?