The Female Thread Of Femaleness

[locutes]

NOOOOOOOOOO, my nice black nails are GONE!!!!!


hmm, that was a good idea of my friend to stock up on nail polish remover XD


*removes nail posih from nail and repaints them BLACK*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

NOOOOOOOOOO, my nice black nails are GONE!!!!!


hmm, that was a good idea of my friend to stock up on nail polish remover XD


*removes nail posih from nail and repaints them BLACK*

I'm helping you blend in so you won't be eaten *gives Locutes a WP wig*

[locutes]

WP wig??? what's that!? I won't be eaten I am borg

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

WP wig??? what's that!? I won't be eaten I am borg

A wig that belongs to WingedPegasus

If you don't want to wear the wig.. and you want to stay borg..... *invents a Seven of Nine transformation machine*

[locutes]

me not wanne be a girl!!!!!!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

me not wanne be a girl!!!!!!

But.. but... this is the female thread of femaleness...

[locutes]

yes but just like Tood pointed out, men like to hang around woman! Besides there is no Male thread of Maleness.. nor is there a there a Goth thread of Gothness....

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

yes but just like Tood pointed out, men like to hang around woman! Besides there is no Male thread of Maleness.. nor is there a there a Goth thread of Gothness....

There was a Male thread... it just didn't survive They all posted here instead of there..

Anyway.. there is a dress code in this thread *gives Locutes a WP wig, a top hat and a monocle*

[locutes]

I need no wig, besides I am dressed in my best! This suit is neat enough! I have enough tophats! Also a monacle won't work I need glasses for both eyes, my glasses will have to do. I do however have a golden pocketwatch

[susanne]

*staggers in with becky* dont be alarmed....im just not wearing make up as per required for the female thread of femaleness

*collapses into a chair* being a mommy is hard work! i dont think ive had more than 3 hours of sleep at a time and thats only if Becky hasn't got wind she wont give up

[locutes]

poor you!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*staggers in with becky* dont be alarmed....im just not wearing make up as per required for the female thread of femaleness

*collapses into a chair* being a mommy is hard work! i dont think ive had more than 3 hours of sleep at a time and thats only if Becky hasn't got wind she wont give up

*is alarmed* !!

I've looked after my sister's kids.. so I know it can be hard.. but that was only for a few hours

And imagine how Cow feels with four of them

[locutes]

I am glad I will never be a mother XD, offers to help Sus

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I am glad I will never be a mother XD, offers to help Sus

*uses de=ageing machine on Locutes *gives him to Susie*

Cow is going to be a grandmother soon as well...

[locutes]

assimilates Susie