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Rep Points, the Universe and Everything, Now with MAGNETS
"Peri" is a prefix that refers to being "in front of" or "right at the beginning of "or "at the edge of". Tack it onto the the word 'menopause' and you have a description of living in hell.
8:30am finals suck. They really do. Got one more essay to fininsh by 3pm, and then I'm breaking out the margaritas! (Is it bad that I need a margarita at 10am?)
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
Better watch out Droops, I'm hunting for some fried chicken.
It is with great regret that I inform you Droops chicken are no long with us.
Police are hunting for woman who goes by the name of greytop for this disgraceful crime.
"Love is not for life, it's for one week only"Wass
“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.” Ellen DeGeners
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.” Homer Simpson
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.” Robert Benchley
“What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking Mc******!” Billy Connolly
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.” Billy Connolly
It is with great regret that I inform you Droops chicken are no long with us. http://www.lovelesscafe.com/photos/F...ken-dinner.jpg
Police are hunting for woman who goes by the name of greytop for this disgraceful crime.
So what's the natural habitat of the fried chicken? We've always had to get the regular kind and use a fryer to simulate one.
Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
If you strike them down, they will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Land of the giants watch out everyone.
"Love is not for life, it's for one week only"Wass
“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.” Ellen DeGeners
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.” Homer Simpson
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.” Robert Benchley
“What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking Mc******!” Billy Connolly
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.” Billy Connolly
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