Rep Points, the Universe and Everything, Now with MAGNETS

[Mr Prophet]

You may have a secret shoe stash but you only wear one pair at a time, unless you go barefoot, and there is only one pair to wear on this thread.

Me, I go barefooted.

Picture the scene...

Feli: Do your worst. I will never reveal the location of my secret shoe stash!
Walks away
Greytop: You win this round, Feli. But you can't keep wearing that same pair of Milano Blaniks for ever. And when you need to coordinate with a buisinesslike trouser suit, I'll be waiting!

[Major Clanger]

bah, who needs shoes?
I have something waaay better than shoes.

I have Docs. Purple ones.

(with magnets in the soles - hint hint)

[Madeleine]

:: Sends magnetic flying monkeys to steal away Feli's shoes ::

Hey, it's a Tuesday, why not?

[greytop]

*gets out the internet ball*

"I see that Feli will have to fight for her special shoes." And don't blame me. That's what my ball sees.

[Mr Prophet]

:: Sends magnetic flying monkeys to steal away Feli's shoes ::

Hey, it's a Tuesday, why not?

Eeeeek...Clang!

That, in case you didn't get it, was the sound of a flying monkey becoming magnetised and sticking to the soles of MC's magnetic Docs.

[Feli]

So you did procure them with public funds... the similarities are compelling...

No, no, no! You don't get it, do you? Everything is mine, so there are no public funds.

Geez, these minions nowadays are completely useless!

[Feli]

Picture the scene...

Feli: Do your worst. I will never reveal the location of my secret shoe stash!
Walks away
Greytop: You win this round, Feli. But you can't keep wearing that same pair of Milano Blaniks for ever. And when you need to coordinate with a buisinesslike trouser suit, I'll be waiting!

Only systemlords with the most gaudy of fashion senses will assume that Manolo Blahniks don't go with a business suit!

[Feli]

:: Sends magnetic flying monkeys to steal away Feli's shoes ::

Hey, it's a Tuesday, why not?

Because on Tuesdays magnetic flying monkeys are always directed towards the North Pole. Duh!

[Easter Lily]

No, no, no! You don't get it, do you? Everything is mine, so there are no public funds.

Geez, these minions nowadays are completely useless!

That's because we've been beaten into submission once too many times of late...
It's that hammer happy hand...

[Klorel]

Hey! I like that hammer happy hand.

[Guest]

I'm a systemlord and everything you see is mine!

Does this answer your question?

*frantically tries to push shoes back in closet to hide them from Feli*

[TameFarrar]

*only spares a tired smile for such weak attempts at being funny*

I will not be goaded into revealing the location of my secret shoe stash!

WHAT...there is a SECRET shoe stash

Well now I won't have to tell everyone what I did this summer
*packs flashlight, pick and shovel* Hi Ho it off to find shoes I go *whistles*

[TameFarrar]

Says who?

Says ME

[TameFarrar]

Says TAME!!!

*loyal advisor scampers off*

Gotta love those Loyal Advisors.....even when they do something as silly has *rile* a Feli

[TameFarrar]

Hi. I'm Mr Prophet; I'll be your theoretical torturer.

ROFLMAO!!!! ....Don't you just love the Lurve that flows around here

*Sits back to watch Mr P work*