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**jelgate** · 24 May 2017, 04:28 AM

Impossible. The Borg are intelligent

**Anja** · 25 May 2017, 05:38 AM

I am!

**jelgate** · 25 May 2017, 06:07 AM

You are a teacher. Teachers aren't intelligent

**Anja** · 26 May 2017, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

You are a teacher. Teachers aren't intelligent

Then I am street smart!

**jelgate** · 26 May 2017, 05:12 AM

*steals Anja's wallet*

I'll use the money to drive women off the road

**Annoyed** · 26 May 2017, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

*steals Anja's wallet*

I'll use the money to drive women off the road

Why bother? Since they can't drive in the first place, they end up in the ditches on their own just fine.

**jelgate** · 26 May 2017, 07:24 AM

It's a matter of numbers

**aretood2** · 27 May 2017, 09:04 AM

Driving into ditches is a matter of chance, Jelly just wants to help chance along.

**jelgate** · 27 May 2017, 09:19 AM

I was watching Ant-Man last night. We need a tank

**Anja** · 28 May 2017, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by aretood2 View Post

Driving into ditches is a matter of chance, Jelly just wants to help chance along.

Could backfire!

**jelgate** · 28 May 2017, 04:44 AM

*runs over Anja with tank*

No it couldn't

**Anja** · 28 May 2017, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

*runs over Anja with tank*

No it couldn't

Splish, splash - was my dummy!

**jelgate** · 28 May 2017, 05:25 AM

But you are a dummy

**Anja** · 29 May 2017, 03:20 AM

No - I've got feelings!
And I can think!

**jelgate** · 29 May 2017, 04:17 AM

1 out of 2 is correct

Women: Can they drive?