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    good morning, Wendy and Sheppy


    Originally posted by Admiral Q O View Post
    *pets furry arms*

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      Originally posted by DJgirl View Post


      Good Morning Lounge!

      EDaniel: Good morning, beautiful.
      I want to ravage you.

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        Originally posted by DJgirl View Post
        http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q...Power/AP87.jpg
        Darling: *reading EDSam's memo, goes to radio Sam* Sam, would you like me to bring the logs over in person so we can discuss then in greater detail? *smirks*

        EDSam: Sure.

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          Originally posted by cajnjirl View Post
          'Mornin, Lounge!

          joke of the day
          Spoiler:
          Obanion at Walmart
          Dear Mrs. Obanion,

          Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Shannon Obanion has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.

          We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Obanion have been compiled and are listed below.

          Claremore Super Wal-Mart Complaint Department

          --------------------------------------------------------

          MEMO - Re Mr. Shannon Obanion - Complaints
          15 Things that Mr. Shannon Obanion has done while his spouse is shopping

          1. June 15 Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

          2. July 2 Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

          3. July 7 Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

          4. July 19 Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

          5. August 4 Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M and M's on layaway.

          6. September 14 Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to the Depends undergarments area.

          7. September 15 Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
          department.

          8. September 23 When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

          9. October 4 Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

          10. November 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

          11. December 3 Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

          12. December 6 In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

          13. December 18 Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

          14. December 21 When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!

          (And last, but not least!)

          15. December 23 Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while, then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"





          ohhhhhh that was damn funny.. needed a good laugh cajn
          Originally posted by DJgirl View Post


          Good Morning Lounge!
          mornin ya'lls and clones
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            Originally posted by cajnjirl View Post
            good morning, Wendy and Sheppy




            *pets furry arms*

            Sheppy: Join me for a ride in the puddle jumper?

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              Originally posted by CKO View Post
              ohhhhhh that was damn funny.. needed a good laugh cajn


              mornin ya'lls and clones

              CJack: And a good mornin' to you, too.

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                Originally posted by Admiral Q O View Post
                http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87...sAQOcap14a.jpg
                EDaniel: Good morning, beautiful.
                I want to ravage you.


                Wendy: *beams over to EDaniel, jumps in his arms, kisses* Good Morning sexy.
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                Sig made by me

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                  Originally posted by Admiral Q O View Post

                  Darling: Excellent. Let me just grab them and I will be over.
                  sigpic
                  Sig made by me

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                    Originally posted by Admiral Q O View Post
                    http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87...t1AQOcap10.jpg
                    Sheppy: Join me for a ride in the puddle jumper?
                    Wow. Okay. *puts on hat*

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                      Originally posted by DJgirl View Post
                      Wendy: *beams over to EDaniel, jumps in his arms, kisses* Good Morning sexy.
                      EDaniel: I love your enthusiasm. *kisses back* Where shall we go?

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                        Originally posted by cajnjirl View Post
                        Wow. Okay. *puts on hat*

                        Sheppy: Why do you cover your beautiful hair?

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                          Originally posted by DJgirl View Post
                          http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q...Power/AP86.jpg
                          Darling: Excellent. Let me just grab them and I will be over.

                          EDSam: I'll be waiting.

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                            Originally posted by Admiral Q O View Post
                            EDaniel: I love your enthusiasm. *kisses back* Where shall we go?
                            Wendy: My new beach house? *ruffles hair as she kisses*
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                            Sig made by me

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                              Originally posted by Admiral Q O View Post
                              http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87...t1AQOcap11.jpg
                              Sheppy: Why do you cover your beautiful hair?
                              *blushes*
                              whispers: its a cowboy hat. as we're going for a ride.
                              and since you're a Shep clone, i didn't think i'd need my spurs.

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                                Originally posted by DJgirl View Post
                                Wendy: My new beach house? *ruffles hair as she kisses*
                                EDaniel: Sounds delightful, beam us there.

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