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**jelgate** · 12 July 2016, 02:59 PM

Or she is just a water filter?

**Anja** · 13 July 2016, 04:27 AM

Or that her body consists of billions of cells?

**jelgate** · 13 July 2016, 05:18 AM

No. You have to be alive to have cells

**Anja** · 15 July 2016, 01:39 AM

You wanna make a date with a corpse? *shudders*

**jelgate** · 15 July 2016, 04:59 AM

Their are things you are too new to understand

**Anja** · 16 July 2016, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

Their are things you are too new to understand

Same mistake again!

**The Flyattractor** · 17 July 2016, 11:06 PM

InterWebs People talking about Actual Interactive actions between Real Life Individuals.

This thread is PRICELESS!

**pookey** · 24 July 2016, 11:49 AM

If all that fails, try chloroform

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 24 July 2016, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by pookey View Post

If all that fails, try chloroform

But it takes so long to work! It's not like in the movies at all!

**pookey** · 24 July 2016, 12:52 PM

Well then, thats it, get the frying pan

**jelgate** · 24 July 2016, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by pookey View Post

Well then, thats it, get the frying pan

I'm using it to fry bacon. The best way to get a girl is to cook for her

**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 24 July 2016, 01:11 PM

*holds out plate*

**Annoyed** · 24 July 2016, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by jelgate View Post

I'm using it to fry bacon. The best way to get a girl is to cook for her

Sort of a preview of her own existence after marriage. Would be better if you had found a way to get her to cook for you right at the outset, though.

**The Flyattractor** · 24 July 2016, 03:33 PM

I prefer to get her to go for take out and then not be there when she gets back.

**pookey** · 25 July 2016, 05:53 AM

Such a romantic

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