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Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by Dr WeirI may have wraith Iwin, but I at least have the dignity to let Odin mourn him.Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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As Iwin was building a snowman he could hear the wind picking up, blowing in the trees. He didn't think much of it, after all, it was just the wind.
As he began rolling a snowball to create the head he began to sense that someone was watching him. He looked up back at the cabin to see if his father was there but Iwin could still see his father through the window working on something.
He continued rolling the snowball and then he heard what was in his mind a loud creacking of the snow behind him. He chose to ignore it, he needed to finish the head first.
Then Iwin could feel the warm breath in the back of his neck...
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The father looks up from his work and decides to see how Iwin is doing on his snowman. He can't see him from the window so he goes to the door to go outside and look where Iwin is.
The father opens the door and stumbles as he's walking outside.
He's tripped on something.
he curses on looks back on his feet and there he can see Iwin.
The father screams out in horror at the sight of the mangled up body of his son. He crawls back and hold Iwin close to his cheast and starts crying.
The one thing he should be wondering about he can't even think about in his grief...
Where is the thing that killed Iwin?
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The killer went that way!Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by Odin's eyesThe father looks up from his work and decides to see how Iwin is doing on his snowman. He can't see him from the window so he goes to the door to go outside and look where Iwin is.
The father opens the door and stumbles as he's walking outside.
He's tripped on something.
he curses on looks back on his feet and there he can see Iwin.
The father screams out in horror at the sight of the mangled up body of his son. He crawls back and hold Iwin close to his cheast and starts crying.
The one thing he should be wondering about he can't even think about in his grief...
Where is the thing that killed Iwin?sigpic
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