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"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
*obtains a cattle prod and plots some wraith abuse*
Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
**Beams UK to the Inescapable Dome of the Teletubbies.Transport blockers enabled. Exit destruction technology enabled (If you try to leave, you get disintegrated into nothingness).**
**Beams UK to the Inescapable Dome of the Teletubbies.Transport blockers enabled. Exit destruction technology enabled (If you try to leave, you get disintegrated into nothingness).**
*has the death star target the blockers and destroy them*
*beams away happily*
*activates his own transport blockers, convieniently located within himself*
Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
*gets out some chocolate covered humans for a snack and prepares to watch*
Unless of course you meant me.
Never shock the wraith that cuddles you.
Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
That's reassuring. Of course you're currently residing on ship, so if TW attacks you he's attacking my ship...
There's always a death star nearby should the need arise.
The downside of waking up early so I'd be sleepy earlier is the fact that it worked...
Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
*has the death star target the blockers and destroy them*
*beams away happily*
*activates his own transport blockers, convieniently located within himself*
Hey, he remembered to use the transport blockers for once.
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