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[Oranos]

Funny how the one telling me about the "clone" is sitting in front of me at a decrepit 823 years old.

...Have you lost it?

[SqueeG-1]

Depends, can you laugh at two Danish guys lipsyching humorously to the Backstreet Boys?

Yes, yes I can! Haha.

Have you heard of one called "Numa"? Apparently it's some Russian lip synch thing. My sister told me about it. I'll see if I can find a link.

[uknesvuinng]

...Have you lost it?

No. But there was only one of you present after the holograms disappeared. So either the one I wraithed spoke, or the speaker isn't present. And since you can't speak without being present, you must have been the present one. Therefore you were wraithed to a ripe old age of 823.

[Oranos]

No. But there was only one of you present after the holograms disappeared. So either the one I wraithed spoke, or the speaker isn't present. And since you can't speak without being present, you must have been the present one. Therefore you were wraithed to a ripe old age of 823.

To speak, I do not have to be present. The wonders of technology. My clone had a communications device on him, allowing me to speak to you. By the way, there are more clones.

[uknesvuinng]

To speak, I do not have to be present. The wonders of technology. My clone had a communications device on him, allowing me to speak to you. By the way, there are more clones.

Excellent. Plenty of genetic material to study. Check out this cool trick I learned from the Aschen during our Milky Way invasion. It's called "specific DNA targetting deadly highly communicable disease of DOOM!" This one will kill all who show signs of having been artificially aged (since it weakens the constitution). The original will be turned into a newt. Or goldfish. It's kinda random like that.

[SqueeG-1]

Excellent. Plenty of genetic material to study. Check out this cool trick I learned from the Aschen during our Milky Way invasion. It's called "specific DNA targetting deadly highly communicable disease of DOOM!" This one will kill all who show signs of having been artificially aged (since it weakens the constitution). The original will be turned into a newt. Or goldfish. It's kinda random like that.

Ah, the Aschen. Who doesn't love biological warfare.

And after Oranos has been transformed then Vee can have yet another new pet.

[Oranos]

Excellent. Plenty of genetic material to study. Check out this cool trick I learned from the Aschen during our Milky Way invasion. It's called "specific DNA targetting deadly highly communicable disease of DOOM!" This one will kill all who show signs of having been artificially aged (since it weakens the constitution). The original will be turned into a newt. Or goldfish. It's kinda random like that.

Interesting. Won't work. But interesting, none the less.

[Eoin]

[uknesvuinng]

Interesting. Won't work. But interesting, none the less.

Ahh, but it'll work perfectly. You're denying the truth again. You should quit this game if you can't handle the truth. It's gonna keep slapping you in the face otherwise.

[SqueeG-1]

Nice try Eoin.

[Oranos]

Ahh, but it'll work perfectly. You're denying the truth again. You should quit this game if you can't handle the truth. It's gonna keep slapping you in the face otherwise.

If you recall, the device and all info pertaining to the device got black holed. That and they never got it to work in the first place. Among other problems.

[Vee]

This all terribly fascinating.

*pets uk*

[Oranos]

This all terribly fascinating.

Isn't it though?

[uknesvuinng]

If you recall, the device and all info pertaining to the device got black holed. That and they never got it to work in the first place. Among other problems.

Come on, someone that patient and you actually thought they would rush to test a stargate address given to them by someone who knew they were evil? Perhaps you would make such an elementary mistake, but they have enough agricultural slave planets to not have to sacrifice anyone they care about.

*pets uk*

*purrs*

[SqueeG-1]

This all terribly fascinating.

*pets uk*

But Vee, you'll soon have Oranos as new pet if UK gets around to dropping off that virus.