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Originally posted by TechnoWraithGeico 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by Odin's eyesCar insurances too?Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Can't forget silverware. As long as the gate to my backyard is closed I'm happy. And rumors of your winning are greatly exaggerated.Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by TechnoWraithNew paint job for the Dart... $500
New thrusters for the Dart... $3,500
New intergalactic-locator device for the Dart... $1,700
Letting the kids crash the Dart half a light year from home... Priceless.
For everything else there's MasterCard.The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!
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Originally posted by TechnoWraithNew paint job for the Dart... $500
New thrusters for the Dart... $3,500
New intergalactic-locator device for the Dart... $1,700
Letting the kids crash the Dart half a light year from home... Priceless.
For everything else there's MasterCard.sigpic
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