Was God an Ascended Anceint?

[g.o.d]

He's not an Ori, he's an Ancient

he's worshipped by millions, thousands(perhaps even more, I don't know exact numbers) were killed in his name (holy crusades, "witches", etc.. even nowadays thousands are being killed in his name).For hundreds years bunch of idiots forced humankind to believe in religion so strong that they stopped our technological progress for hundreds years. It doesn't sound like he's a benevolent ascended Ancient.

[maylet]

he's worshipped by millions, thousands(perhaps even more, I don't know exact numbers) were killed in his name (holy crusades, "witches", etc.. even nowadays thousands are being killed in his name).For hundreds years bunch of idiots forced humankind to believe in religion so strong that they stopped our technological progress for hundreds years. It doesn't sound like he's a benevolent ascended Ancient.

I know when I make a mistake, and I did when I told you that he's an ancient. You are right, he's an Ori

[Specter177]

No, he's above the Ori and Ancients.

[Guest]

I know when I make a mistake, and I did when I told you that he's an ancient. You are right, he's an Ori

Indeed, I'd say he's an Ori...
well, the God of the old testiment is definately an Ori!

[Atlantis1]

oh this thing is gonna blow up.

That is why they keep bringing it up. I am not going to bite through.

[Gregorius]

I disagree, god was not an Ancient but a Furling. Thirty-one foot tall Buddhist ninja killing machines make excellent gods.

[gatelover12]

It is rather obvious that god is a 16 year old Japanese girl by the name of Haruhi Suzumiya who created the world 3 years ago. (points for reference)

[Ripple in Space]

Moses (...) has been identified as Imhotep, copied in to another mythology by several scholars

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Was God an ancient? Discuss.

Tep

Lol @ that first "fact." I am familiar with that claim, which has been disregarded by most every major historian/historical organization of the 21st Century.

Lol @ that second statement since through SkyDiver (indirectly) I found out the definition of a "Forum Troll" last week.

No, he's above the Ori and Ancients.

That's what the canon answer would be since the closest thing we've ever got to a reference was from Landry & Mitchell, which stated that they believe he's a whole order above the Ascended.

[Ripple in Space]

a Furling. Thirty-one foot tall Buddhist ninja killing machines make excellent gods.

That's a terrible stereotype! Furling MEN are 31-feet on AVERAGE! Some are as little as 30.5ft. Furling WOMEN have been documented to be as little as 28-ft.!

[Freekzilla]

Lol @ that first "fact." I am familiar with that claim, which has been disregarded by most every major historian/historical organization of the 21st Century.

Lol @ that second statement since through SkyDiver (indirectly) I found out the definition of a "Forum Troll" last week.



That's what the canon answer would be since the closest thing we've ever got to a reference was from Landry & Mitchell, which stated that they believe he's a whole order above the Ascended.

Yes, I just found out what a forum troll is too. What I thought was a FT, is actually a lurker. But yes, it is trollish.

[Dusk]

God is just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

God didn't create humans. Humans created God.

[Freekzilla]

*stands back and waits for the expected flaming shouts of blasphemy*

[Gregorius]

That's a terrible stereotype! Furling MEN are 31-feet on AVERAGE! Some are as little as 30.5ft. Furling WOMEN have been documented to be as little as 28-ft.!

You fail to get the joke, older members would get it. There is/was a running gag on GW that whenever the Furlings were mentioned they'd be named <height> foot tall Buddhist ninja killing machines, where the <height> would get larger almost every time they're mentioned.

And this concludes my lesson in GW history.

Anyway, God wasn't an Ancient or Ori. I stand by my statement that it had to be a Furling, a thirty-two foot tall Buddhist ninja killing machine. It just makes more sense than one of those wussy Ancients or Ori.

[g.o.d]

God is just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

God didn't create humans. Humans created God.

I think Chuck Norris created God

[J_schinderlin56]

Come on guys. Is it too much to ask for a little respect. At least for the people who believe in God? Sure anyone has the RIGHT to disbelieve. But that right works both ways. Please be courtious.