Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Icarus]

Some good ones, all from Unnatural Selection -

O'Neill: "Thor... little fella... that's not the way it works..."

Jack: "Suffice to say you may ... want to punch 1 on the ol' speed dial"
Hammond: "My grandchildren?"
Jack: "2 then"

Jack: "I full well expected the other shoe to drop eventually."
Thor: "We can only hope that this will be the last footwear to fall."

[Skydiver]

jack in 'the warrior'

hey! you in the skirt!!!

[Jane]

General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man. -- Jack

It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail. -- Jack, Urgo

"I want to live. I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie."
"Who doesn't." -- Urgo and Jack, Urgo

You know that 'We come in peace' business? Bite me. -- Jack, New Ground

"The hell with culture. A member of my team has been neutralized. That's a hostile act."
"How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?"
"I practice." -- Jack and Daniel, Emancipation

"This tastes like chicken."
"So what's wrong with it?"
"It's macaroni and cheese." -- Daniel and Carter, The First Commandment

"Yes.....you go down a dark hallway alone and I'll wait here in a dark room alone."--Daniel

Sorry my list is so long

[Jane]

One of my favs has to be "General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man. -- Jack

and

The hell with culture. A member of my team has been neutralized. That's a hostile act."
"How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?"
"I practice." -- Jack and Daniel, Emancipation

[KokiriChild]

Yeah, favourite quotes are great... I just watched "The Fifth Race" again, and some of the things, e.g: "There's nothing cruvas with me!" hehehe, ahh, good times!

[shelsfc]

From The Other Guys -
I don't know how can you call yourself a scientist and not worship at the alter of Roddenberry!!

[Daniel_locks_my_chevron]

From Watergate:

"If you are suggesting that everything Russian made is of bad quality, actually the sub is Swiss."
"So it occasionally catches fire but it keeps perfect time......Sorry....I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much...."

"The gauge must be malfunctioning"
"But it's Swiss!"

PS: I just joined this forum and look forward to many fun discussions with my fellow Stargate fanatics!

[Sierra Golf 1]

Does anyone know the one where Daniel tells the Jaffa aboard the Goa'Uld ship that he is The Great and Powerful Oz?

[Crazedwraith]

"Tangent"

[Zuul24]

"Two fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!" WOO

Airman opens a door which smacks into Teal'c
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c: "you have said that many times. Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving"

Next time:
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c throws Airman back into room, closes door and walks off. WOO

That was such a funny episode!

You definitely need to listen to the commentary for that episode. When they did the golf scene, they were so nervouse that they almost changed their mind about it. I think it was Peter Deluise that was commenting that they were not crazy about RDA hitting golfballs at their $100,000 stargate!



It is one of my favorites. Especially when Jack and Teal'c are juggling while working with Daniel in the later loops.

Chas

[shelsfc]

From D&C as Jack is playing with a yo-yo and Daniel is just sort of standing there:

Daniel - "I think these are the Jack O' Neill moments I'm gonna miss the most."

[Torley]

All the deadpan Teal'c and Thor quotes are great.

The circusy sort of music that cues up in "Window of Opportunity" whenever stuff starts to get a little surreal, like the juggling scene, really adds to the mood.

BTW, Thoth, it's actually *three* fries and that is one of my faves too... especially the motions that go along with it.

[Michelle]

Man do i have quotes coming out of my ears! =)

"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up." - Teal'c

"Undomesticated equines could not remove me." - Teal'c
"Wild horses, Teal'c." - Jack

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it." - Jack
"We cannot. The bridge is too heavily guarded." - Bra'tac
Yeah, this is Bra'tac, not Teal'c... same idea.

"What is an Oprah?" - Teal'c

"What is the reason for these padded gloves, O'Neill?" - Teal'c
"So we don't hurt each other." *pause* "I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me." - Jack

I luv teal'c quotes, funny!

[Anthro Girl]

See sig for my faves...

[Crazedwraith]

Daniel Jackson: Their entire planets on fire and we're giving them gasoline!
Teal'c: We are, in fact, giving them water.
Daniel: I was using a metaphor!!
Jack: Well DON'T its not fair on Teal'c.
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Felger: We're here to rescue you!
O'Neill: You idiot we LET ourselves be captured.
Fleger: ...?
O'Neill On a mission you...NIT!
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Ba'al: I am Ba'al
Jack: So that's it? Just...Ba'al?
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COMTRAYA!!-Harlen.
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I beleive the Canuts of Vancour are supeior warriors, O'Neill -Teal'c. Is this a joke of some kind?? I don't get it. Are the Cancuks really bad or sumthing?