Wraith Worshippers Anonymous - The Planet (Role Playing Thread)

[WraithTech]

HR: Hmm *to everyone* Anyone got any ideas on how to make him talk?

Bullseye: I recommend dropping him off on an Iratus bug planet or somewhere with the IOA.

Orb: Gateless, of course.

[Leeta]

HR: Hmm *to everyone* Anyone got any ideas on how to make him talk?

Shadow: Lock him in Alec's sock drawer for the night.

Astor:

*Leeta tries to hold a laugh in*

Alec: HEY!

Astor: Stick him in a dark hole on the hive ship until he talks.

[Hellraiser-89]

HR: Nice suggestions! I think they aren't harsh enough though
Juliet: Maybe we should let Mama Yeti chew on him for a bit?
Bunsen:

[Draco-Stellaris]

HR: Hmm *to everyone* Anyone got any ideas on how to make him talk?

DS: *laughs at all the suggestions*

Rhys: *flexes his feeding hand* There is always the traditional method of making people talk. Can he be fed on?

Tommy: I wouldn't risk that if I were you. He's a supervillain, who knows what hidden abilities he has.

Rhys: *hides his feeding hand behind his back* Good point.

[Leeta]

Alec: *wakes close to Bunsen with his arms crossed* I tried to feed on a muppet just before but it didn't work.

Leeta: *facepalm*

Astor: throw him in a hole!

[Hellraiser-89]

HR: Good idea, Astor! As a matter of fact, there's a hole not far away. It's outside the city though, but it might be worth it.
Bunsen: Uh oh, you don't mean.....
HR: That's exactly what I mean.
Bunsen: Not even you would be so cruel!
HR: Well you did try to kill me, my Queens and our friends.
Laura: Umm what are you two taking about?
HR: The pit outside the city......at the bottom of it, there's a Sarlacc.
Sally: What's that?
HR: You don't wanna know.
Bunsen: I'll never tell you anything!
HR: *ignoring him completely and is eying Betty* Now that I've got this healing power, it means that I wont need to have some of you pump the life back into me
Betty: *grins & touches his face eagerly* Do you wanna try it out?
HR: Yes my Queen *to everyone* We'll BRB!

[WraithTech]

Bullseye: *looks up 'Sarlacc' on his data tablet*

Orb and Bullseye: *look at the fact sheet and file photo*

Orb: *to Bunsen* Good luck with that!

[Draco-Stellaris]

DS: Ewwwww, a Sarlacc?!

Tommy: Um, do you think we could get one for the z–

DS: No way! How would you feed that thing?

Tommy: Good point.

[Hellraiser-89]

HR & Betty returns.
HR: While we we're.....away, I had an idea. Maybe we don't have to feed Bunsen to the Sarlacc, and still get the info we need.
Juliet: And how do we do that?
HR: We just find a mind reader! If the mind reader doesn't want to help us, then I can just take his power and do it myself

[WraithTech]

Bullseye: *not finding anything useful on his data tablet, packs it back up* Sounds like a plan. How do we go about finding one?

Orb: If mind readers are as easily found as ice cream stands are here, we will be all set.

[Hellraiser-89]

HR: Hmm, I guess we can go to a police station. There's bound to be a mind reader there. They can just read the minds of criminals so the criminals can't lie to them

[WraithTech]

Orb: Use your powers for good, HR.

Bullseye: I prefer palm reading.

Orb: *clasps Bullseye's feeding hand* Your lifeforce line is certainly strong.

[Hellraiser-89]

HR: *to Orb* Sylar once told me that "with great power comes great responsibility"
Mina: You? Responsible?
HR: I have my moments!
Mina: *purrs* Yes you do indeed

[Leeta]

Leeta: I don't think I want to know what a Sarlacc is.

Shadow: A sarlacc at the zoo would be a splendid idea. We could throw Alec down into it.

Astor: That's a great idea.

Alec: I don't think so.

Mama Yeti: No one hurts my Alec! *squeezes him again*

Alec: Oompf! Not again...

[WraithCommander]

Aro: *to all* Sorry about that, got a little lost