Favorite Simon Line

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (16)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (17)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (22)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[dragongirl]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (23)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (24)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[dragongirl]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (25)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (26)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (27)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (28)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)


- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)


This used to be more fun when other people were still voting, too.

[etana]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (19)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (20)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (21)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)

- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (29)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (18)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (16)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (14)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (13)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (22)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (4)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (4)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (1)