Favorite Inara Line

[Spacemonkey_Jackson]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (41)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (18)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (18)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Guest]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (41)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (19)+
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (18)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (41)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (19)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (19)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Andron]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (42)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (19)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (19)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Guest]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (42)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (20)+
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (19)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (42)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (20)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (20)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Guest]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (42)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (21)+
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (20)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Andron]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (43)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (21)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (20)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (43)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (21)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (21)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Guest]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (43)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (22)+
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (21)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Andron]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (44)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (22)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (21)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (44)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (22)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (22)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Guest]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (44)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (23)+
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (22)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[stargatefan234]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (44)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (23)
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (23)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)

[Guest]

1st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
3rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
4th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)


- "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (44)
- "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (24)+
- "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." (23)
- "If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (2)