Favorite Jayne Quotes

[sramir2]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (42)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (37)+
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (43)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (37)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (43)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (38)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[Spacemonkey_Jackson]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (44)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (38)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (44)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (39)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (45)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (39)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (45)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (40)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[Colonel Sharp]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (45)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (41)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (46)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (41)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (46)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (42)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[nmmb]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (47)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (42)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (48)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (42)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (48)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (43)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[LoneStar1836]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (48)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (43)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (48)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (44)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (6)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (4)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)