Favorite Jayne Quotes

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (15)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)

[Eragon]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (15)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Lt.Cassandra Blue]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (15)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (16)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (16)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (17)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Blue Shadowdancer]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (17)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Lt.Cassandra Blue]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (17)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (17)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (18)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (18)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (10)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (19)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (10)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (19)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (11)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (20)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (11)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (50)


Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (20)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (12)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (5)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (3)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (3)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (1)