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**dragongirl** · 22 March 2009, 06:23 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (37)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**Jper** · 22 March 2009, 06:26 AM

Oh, so many great Jayne quotes.

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (37)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (1)

**Jper** · 22 March 2009, 05:40 PM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (37)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)

**VSS** · 23 March 2009, 07:00 AM

I'm in the middle of a Firefly rewatch. This is great!

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (38)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)[/QUOTE]

**dragongirl** · 23 March 2009, 08:19 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (39)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**Jper** · 24 March 2009, 08:02 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (39)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**dragongirl** · 24 March 2009, 09:22 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**Alder** · 25 March 2009, 02:54 PM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**Jper** · 27 March 2009, 07:12 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**dragongirl** · 27 March 2009, 08:56 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (12)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**Alder** · 27 March 2009, 03:44 PM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (13)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**AnnieS** · 27 March 2009, 10:40 PM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (51)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (13)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

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**Jper** · 28 March 2009, 03:46 AM

Voting stops when reaching "50".
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1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (44)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (14)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**mrscopterdoc** · 28 March 2009, 03:57 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (45)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (14)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

**Pic** · 28 March 2009, 05:01 AM

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)

Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (45)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (1)

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