Favorite Jayne Quotes

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (5)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (5)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (6)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (6)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[LoneStar1836]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (6)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Spacemonkey_Jackson]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (7)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (28)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (29)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (29)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (30)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (30)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (31)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (31)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Alder]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)


Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (32)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'..." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." - Mal: "They're whores." - Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)