Favorite Kaylee Line

[Alder]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (43)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (28)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (8)
- Tell that to Inara. (5)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[dragongirl]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (44)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (28)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (8)
- Tell that to Inara. (5)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[Alder]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (44)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (28)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (9)
- Tell that to Inara. (5)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[nmmb]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (44)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (9)
- Tell that to Inara. (5)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)[/

[ShadowCat]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (44)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (8)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[Alder]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (44)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (9)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[dragongirl]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (45)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (9)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[Alder]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (45)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (10)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[Spacemonkey_Jackson]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (46)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (13)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (10)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[stargatefan234]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (46)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (14)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (10)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[dragongirl]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (47)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (14)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (10)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[stargatefan234]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (47)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
- The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (15)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (10)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[dragongirl]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (48)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
-The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (15)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Shiny. (10)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[Alder]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (48)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
-The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (15)
- Shiny. (11)
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)

[sramir2]

1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)


- Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (48)
- If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (29)
-The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (15)
- Shiny. (12)+
- The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (7)
- Tell that to Inara. (6)
- Ooh, mangos! (6)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (3)