1st: "Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all..." (50)
02nd: "Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?" (50)
03rd: "Yes sir, Captain Tightpants." (50)
04th: "Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds." (50)
05th: "Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret!" (50)
06th: "You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean!" (50)
07th: "Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" (50)
08th: "You mean to say as... Sex?!" (50)
09th: "Sometimes, something breaks... can't be fixed." (50)
10th: "I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before." (50)
11th: "And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky!" (50)
12th: "Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me." (Heart of Gold) (50)
13th: "The hell with this, I'm gonna live!" (50)
14th: "Shiny." (50)
15th: "Ooh, mangos!" (50)
16th: "The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate." (50)
17th: "If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me." (50)
18th: "Figures... First time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers!" (50)
19th: "No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories!" (50)
20th: "Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up?" (50)
21st: "Tell that to Inara." (50)
22nd: *kisses Mal* "I love my captain." (50)
23rd: (to Simon) "Don't worry they'll be back before you can spit. Not that you... spit." (50)
24th: "Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster." (50)
25th: Kaylee: "You're gonna come with us." Book: "Excuse me?" Kaylee: "You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest." Book: She don't look like much." Kaylee: "Oh, she'll fool ya." (50)
26th: "Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there." (50)
27th: "Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty." (50)
28th. - "But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people." (50)
- "I think it's the sweetest hat ever." (29)
- "Have faith, Cap'n." (21)
- "Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering." (8)
- "These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I, how about that?" (8)
- "And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard." (6)
02nd: "Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?" (50)
03rd: "Yes sir, Captain Tightpants." (50)
04th: "Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds." (50)
05th: "Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret!" (50)
06th: "You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean!" (50)
07th: "Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" (50)
08th: "You mean to say as... Sex?!" (50)
09th: "Sometimes, something breaks... can't be fixed." (50)
10th: "I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before." (50)
11th: "And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky!" (50)
12th: "Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me." (Heart of Gold) (50)
13th: "The hell with this, I'm gonna live!" (50)
14th: "Shiny." (50)
15th: "Ooh, mangos!" (50)
16th: "The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate." (50)
17th: "If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me." (50)
18th: "Figures... First time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers!" (50)
19th: "No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories!" (50)
20th: "Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up?" (50)
21st: "Tell that to Inara." (50)
22nd: *kisses Mal* "I love my captain." (50)
23rd: (to Simon) "Don't worry they'll be back before you can spit. Not that you... spit." (50)
24th: "Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster." (50)
25th: Kaylee: "You're gonna come with us." Book: "Excuse me?" Kaylee: "You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest." Book: She don't look like much." Kaylee: "Oh, she'll fool ya." (50)
26th: "Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there." (50)
27th: "Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty." (50)
28th. - "But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people." (50)
- "I think it's the sweetest hat ever." (29)
- "Have faith, Cap'n." (21)
- "Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering." (8)
- "These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I, how about that?" (8)
- "And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard." (6)
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