Welcome, New Members!

[Gatefan1976]

What if I want to meet the monkeys? I'm sure they're not really dangerous or anything. . .

You would be wrong.

[Nolamom]

Resistance is futile. You shall be assimilated into the Jper collective.

Muwhhaha.

*puts toll boots on bridge*

You can't just up and MOVE my toll booth!!!!

[Iffy]

What if I want to meet the monkeys? I'm sure they're not really dangerous or anything. . .

You do not want to meet them.

You would be wrong.

One should listen to Gatefan.

You can't just up and MOVE my toll booth!!!!

[FreeRadical]

They ARE dangerous? *eyes darting wildly* How dangerous? Where'd I put that cookie!?! *retreats to padded cell* They won't find me in here! THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET ME!!

[billyd797]

They ARE dangerous? *eyes darting wildly* How dangerous? Where'd I put that cookie!?! *retreats to padded cell* They won't find me in here! THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET ME!!

well they can fly & they used to be newbies............then they ate the cookies *locks padded cell & waits for the transformation*

[Gatefan1976]

One should listen to Gatefan.

Millions would advise the opposite Iffy

[pookey]

Jper has toll boots, how do they work, stomp around treading on peeps toes to make em pay

[Gatefan1976]

Jper has toll boots, how do they work, stomp around treading on peeps toes to make em pay

They set up resonant frequencies in the brain, much like lock step marching on bridges.
"we wor, we wor, we worship Jper"
(ok, Jper breaks the cadence, but you know where I am going here... )

[Jper]

*destroys all other bridges in the vicinity*

Now pay up!!!

[Gatefan1976]

*destroys all other bridges in the vicinity*

Now pay up!!!

I don't use bridges, too many damn trolls

[Iffy]

well they can fly & they used to be newbies............then they ate the cookies *locks padded cell & waits for the transformation*

*destroys all other bridges in the vicinity*

Now pay up!!!

Nola is going to get you.

Millions would advise the opposite Iffy

I am sure they are wrong.

[DrCat]

Hi there,

Thought I was joining a Stargate forum but now very confused about cookies and monkeys.
I've been popping in on GW for a while, starting with SG1 but now focussing mostly on the SGU Robert Carlyle threads - not that I'm obsessed or anything.

Anyway nice to be here. Perhaps I'll stop lurking now and join in!

BTW, why no Rush smileys?

[billyd797]

Hi there,

Thought I was joining a Stargate forum but now very confused about cookies and monkeys.
I've been popping in on GW for a while, starting with SG1 but now focussing mostly on the SGU Robert Carlyle threads - not that I'm obsessed or anything.

Anyway nice to be here. Perhaps I'll stop lurking now and join in!

BTW, why no Rush smileys?

welcome & did Rush ever smile ok maybe sarcastically

[Samantha-Carter-is-my-muse]

Cookies and monkeys are an important part of the Stargate universe, it seems

Welcome newbie

[pookey]

Hi there,

Thought I was joining a Stargate forum but now very confused about cookies and monkeys.
I've been popping in on GW for a while, starting with SG1 but now focussing mostly on the SGU Robert Carlyle threads - not that I'm obsessed or anything.

Anyway nice to be here. Perhaps I'll stop lurking now and join in!

BTW, why no Rush smileys?

Mckay ate em And welcome DrCat