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[Nolamom]

forced drugging? since when have you ever been forced to take drugs?

[jelgate]

Never. Because I check for the listening devices

[Meaghan]

And how big is your tinfoil hat and suit?

I've made jokes about stuff like that before and nothing's happened.

[jelgate]

Tin foil is just a myth. The real way to block the CIA from reading your thoughts is to cover yourself in peanut butter.

[Meaghan]

What sort of peanut butter?

[Annoyed]

Don't be confused. jelgate thinks that peanut butter works because they didn't get any thoughts from him. Can't get blood from a stone in the first place, though.

[jelgate]

He is right technically. But it is a irrelevant analogy

[Nolamom]

can't get thoughts from Jel either

[jelgate]

Of course not. My thoughts belong to me and me along.

*thinks Nola is really Rick Perry*

[Nolamom]

oh gawd. I had to laugh when he pulled out of this year's presidential election cycle - couldn't pay his people to run his campaign.

[jelgate]

I thought all politicians did that

[Meaghan]

Fail to pay people? Or be stupid?

[jelgate]

A little from column A. A little from column B

[Meaghan]

I actually agree with you on this one.

[jelgate]

Of course. Jelgate is quite rational