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[Falcon Horus]

All hail Jelgate!

[Jper]

All hail Jelgate!

[Meaghan]

Above mortal concerns and yet Jelgate is still slumming with us mere mortals.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

All hail Jelgate!

*throws hail at Jelgate*

All hail the Almighty Knockers!

[jelgate]

Above mortal concerns and yet Jelgate is still slumming with us mere mortals.

I like to toy and mock your trival lives. I'm like Loki

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

^ Has a cape

[jelgate]

When it suits me

[Meaghan]

*gaspshockhorror*

You mean you abduct humans and do genetic research on them? You started the legend of the Roswell Greys?

[jelgate]

I gave you people superpowers. I'm the reason Nola is nearly immortal.Its why I was able to defeat her. I'm the reason we have talking water filter. Most water filters are inanimate objects.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*flies around the thread*

[Nolamom]

You are also responsible for PH's powerful wind which permits her to fly

[jelgate]

But her wind is what makes her kidneys so bad. I'm nothing if not cruel

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But her wind is what makes her kidneys so bad. I'm nothing if not cruel

You're responsible for Cow as well?

*wonders what Superpowers Cow has*

[Annoyed]

You are also responsible for PH's powerful wind which permits her to fly

That's ok, we can just attach a catalytic converter or other pollution control device to her, sort of like some lamebrain wanted to do with cows a few years back to curb methane emissions.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

That's ok, we can just attach a catalytic converter or other pollution control device to her, sort of like some lamebrain wanted to do with cows a few years back to curb methane emissions.

Is that how Cow's knockers got so big?