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[Britta]

Where are you going with that gravy?

To the Gravy Boat to sail the Sea of Bisto.

[jelgate]

Where are you going with that gravy?

One would assume to put food on it

[kirsten187]

A noob?

[jelgate]

You're all noobs compared to me.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

To the Gravy Boat to sail the Sea of Bisto.

*puts on Captaining Hat*

Mr Britta! Bring me that horizon..

[jelgate]

*nails sign to Captain PH's door*

"Be back in 20 minutes. Off to make dinner"

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

What are we having?

[jelgate]

You were too late. I have already eaten.

[Britta]

*puts on Captaining Hat*

Mr Britta! Bring me that horizon..

Who are you calling mister?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

That's just the way we do things on my boat

Mr Jelgate! Prepare the plank! Mr Britta is going for a swim..

Unless you want to bring me that horizon we talked about earlier?

[Britta]

That's just the way we do things on my boat

Mr Jelgate! Prepare the plank! Mr Britta is going for a swim..

Unless you want to bring me that horizon we talked about earlier?

*turns the plank inside out, creating a tear in the fabric of reality that consumes the ship*

[jelgate]

*runs PH through with cutlass*

I be the captain now.

[jelgate]

*turns the plank inside out, creating a tear in the fabric of reality that consumes the ship*

I'll fix this

*divides by 0*

[mad_gater]

*makes some ratatouille for everyone*

[Meaghan]

*hides somewhere safe and watches the carnage*

Geez, guys, I go away for a couple hours and you start rampaging? I didn't know I had that much influence over y'all!