Happy Birthday Darren!

[Dutch_Razor]

In advance

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Here's some special K for our kid Daz to enjoy.

[Skydiver]

tell ya what guys, post ahead. it's a cool idea.

PM me on the 11th or so and i'll move this into the forum announcements area and change the title.

just remind me please.

[ebethman]

tell ya what guys, post ahead. it's a cool idea.

PM me on the 11th or so and i'll move this into the forum announcements area and change the title.

just remind me please.

thanx, i was wondering how we were going to let him know.

[./freelancer]

No birthday without a cake

[jesserella]

Happy Birthday

[tombombadil]

Happy birthday!

Spoiler:

you can use it to ban people

[Morbo]

who celebrates their 32nd birthday?

[ebethman]

Just some things to know about the birthday boy . . errr . .man

- If you have five dollors and Darren has five dollors, Darren has more money than you.

- Darren can sneeze with his eyes open

- Darren can eat just one Lay's potato chip

- Darren can kill two stones with one bird

- Darren can divide by zero

- Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Darrens moding

- Darren always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

- Darren invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

- Darren has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO

- Darren ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Darren can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds

- It takes Darren 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

- Darren has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

- Darren once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

- Darren can touch MC Hammer

- There is no such thing as global warming. Darren was cold, so he turned the sun up

- Darren doesn't play god. Playing is for children

[alaskannut]

Just some things to know about the birthday boy . . errr . .man

- If you have five dollors and Darren has five dollors, Darren has more money than you.

- Darren can sneeze with his eyes open

- Darren can eat just one Lay's potato chip

- Darren can kill two stones with one bird

- Darren can divide by zero

- Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Darrens moding

- Darren always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

- Darren invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

- Darren has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO

- Darren ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Darren can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds

- It takes Darren 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

- Darren has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

- Darren once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

- Darren can touch MC Hammer

- There is no such thing as global warming. Darren was cold, so he turned the sun up

- Darren doesn't play god. Playing is for children

Oh god I'm going to choke to death....

[gavo2o]

Happy Birthday in advanced, thanks for such a wounderfull site

[ebethman]

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

No birthday without a cake

Lets get GLADos to sing him a birthday song!

[firefly827347]

This is a great idea! Closer to the time I'll post something, but right now I'm late for chemistry In the off-chance I forget, happy birthday Darren

[P-90_177]

I'll Do this now so I won't forget but:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARREN!!!

Make sure you have some moist, delicious cake.