because i just love quoting the modly bible 
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and as darren the great creator of gateworld learnt his followers were suffering he sent his great moderators into the gateworld to root out these spammers, these mummerers of false claims, and in doing so he learnt the truth of the crisis. gateworld had been covered with these false prophets of moderation, and so. with the pleas of his followers he created the ban. the ultimate tool of destruction so dangerous that only he hand his heavenly moderators may weild it. and so he again sent his moderators into the world with this new weapon, and to quash the infestation that had occured in his kingdom, and such peace was restored and with the new weapon peace was maintained, for such a person be seen to troll or spam a once clean thread darren would have them brought before him and banished to the infinate reigions of the internet with his great banning tool.
-and as darren the great creator of gateworld learnt his followers were suffering he sent his great moderators into the gateworld to root out these spammers, these mummerers of false claims, and in doing so he learnt the truth of the crisis. gateworld had been covered with these false prophets of moderation, and so. with the pleas of his followers he created the ban. the ultimate tool of destruction so dangerous that only he hand his heavenly moderators may weild it. and so he again sent his moderators into the world with this new weapon, and to quash the infestation that had occured in his kingdom, and such peace was restored and with the new weapon peace was maintained, for such a person be seen to troll or spam a once clean thread darren would have them brought before him and banished to the infinate reigions of the internet with his great banning tool.
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